Skater BOT

"Duude! Shred that sled. It’s Plen the skater bot. Popgadget calls it a “skateboarding” robot. Next version comes with mallcore baggies, iPod Femto full of nü metal, and an attitude."

Wow skateboarding has become a bit mainstream for my taste. There are two sides to the story. I like the fact that a professional skateboarder can make a living and retire simply from enjoying his passion. I hate the fact that its so popular dumbasses far and wide involve themsleves simply to make a buck. Fuck these assholes making money off our passion and joy. A fucking rollerblading ROBOT and the guy calls it a skateboard BOT. Fucking Kook. FACT!

Liver Damage

So its been a few nutty nights and days. Friday was Alvins Bday party (around the world theme) It contained a shot luge for Norway with Vodka. A tequila bar for Mexico, A sake bomb station for Japan and finally a beer garden for America. Needles to say, everyone who made the journey was well intoxicated in a timely manner. Saturday night was a cocktail, beerpong party in Point Loma. I don't remember much of it but Steve and I kept our record at 9-1 at that location. Sunday was a all day binge, I need a break. Enjoy this Video (impressive)

Thirsty Thursday!

Alcohol is one of the worlds great mystery's, a conundrum of great sorts if you will. It creates many things in my life such as: one night stands, much tom foolery, fights, tons of fun, "meaningful conversations", blackouts, hangovers, etc. IT is something ever so normal to me, like taking a shower. The time is now, I am young I am dumb lets drink a shitload and have tons of fun. See you all there!

The great Escape!

My mind is one of many wanderings...astray focus is found.

So I have been contemplating a move for almost a year now and finally it's time. I've gone back and fourth in my head with two destinations, one being San Francisco and two Brazil. The differences are quite drastic I know, however both have substantial appeal. I’m surprised in myself because my decision was actually based off a thought of the future. I’m not typically concerned with how things will pan out, however things have changed....slightly. It's time to focus my extremely ample amount of energy on something worthwhile. I will be traveling to SF in the next two months to view my schooling options. I have a passion for creativity and a strategic eye for composition. This reason leads me to major in graphic design, while getting background knowledge in 3-d animation and web layout. With this plan I create the possibility of a brighter future. My plan is to be gone from SD within 5 months..... good things take time. Many things I will miss, however to rid my life of monotony will create tremendous satisfaction.

Short Bus Special...or....Snowflake Special

Comment number 3).. Its not like you have to try and make people like you.

Hmmm.two sides to take on this one, but I think I have to be real in order to stick to the theme of my page. My response to this comment is simple yet misunderstood. Who ever said I try to make people like me? FUCK that goes against everything I stand for, obviously because I'm not a people pleaser. I do things to make me like me not you like me. I really don’t give a shit if you like me or not because that’s the best world to live in. If anyone thinks I act a certain way or do things in order to get liked that's complete hokus pokus. This isn't a fucking magic trick, I’m not Houdini and there is no smoke and mirrors here. I think it's hilarious that people would go out of their way to make people "like them". Honestly, why the hell would you act a certain way or do certain things you usually wouldn't in order to gain "friends"? Doesn't that sound dumb to you? Yeah I know, I know. I sound like an asshole with a cold and bitter heart. Newsflash....I really don’t care what I sound like or how I come across! If I'm worried about the way I'm acting then I'm just being fake. FAKE=INSECURITY My point here, which I'm sure some of you are wondering what the hell it is, is that you shouldn’t give a flying FUCK about other peoples view on you. Who looks at you in the mirror every morning?

Next episode: Angelina Jolie, "Fuck, I’m gonna tear her a new asshole." -not literally

A bit tipsy.....

So here we go again....Comment number 2)Why do you think the world revolves around you?
My answer to this pathetic attempt at a question comes from my adolescent years. (roughly 8 years old) It was a crisp winter day with my mother terribly ill and my uncle holding down the fort. For some profound reason I had determined it would be a perfect time to continuously run up an down the halls of our apartment shouting profanities at the top of my lungs. As my mother was sick my uncle stopped me and stated, "Andrew your mother is ill with a bad headache your really disrupting things." All knowing at the time i simply replied without hesitance, "Not in my world I'm not!" HA...I continued to gallivant up and down, yelling without a care in the world.

This situation proves that I was quite the wit even at a young age. I obviously understood that the only thing that directly effected my experience was me, if I so chose that is. "Not in my world I'm not!" This is another upside to narcissism, I care about me more than you so fucking deal with it. Whats boggles my mind is that most people are so diluted that they actually think their not self centered. Wake the FUCK UP PEOPLE! You are all selfish beings, it's human nature, so the sooner you come to grips with it is the sooner things get better.....for you. Think to yourself; honestly it's just you so,....don't blow smoke up your own ass. That's just plain out wrong. Think..."When was the last time I did something for someone without wanting something in return?" SO it's probably been a while if even ever, right? YES is the real answer cause your not GHANDI or Mother Teresa so fuck off and get with the real program. Really. .....So you think you are a true giver?,not self centered? HAHAHA that's a fucking crack up.

The last time you "GAVE" you did expect something in return... at the very least you wanted to feel good about yourself. See there you go again thinking of you, you selfish bastard! No need to embellish here unless your dumb? Point proven. I'm a narcissist and all of you are selfish! That's a common trait we all share even if you don't like it, or won't admit it. SO FUCK IT be happy with you...

Next BLOG: Response to number 3 comment. That should be fun, shit rack em up, ill crack em.

Another Day another Dollar

So I'm on my way home from work today thinking about my life AS A WHOLE. For some reason all these comments just keep coming in my head, not comments deriving from myself though........ but from others. EXAMPLES: 1) Andrew you're always so cocky when your drunk! 2) Why do you think that the world revolves around you? 3) Its not like you have to try and make people like you...... So as these comments race through my head at a speed unfathomable I erupt in a joyous laughter. Why one might ask why, DUH I'm laughing because the comments are about me, I like when people talk about me. That's how I have always been, and my mother would verify if need to do so. {SIDE NOTE: as this blog continues I will discuss my joys of narcissism.} So let's think about the first comment, "You're always so cocky when your drunk." The commenter proceeded to tell me that its not very attractive, blah blah blah.... we have all heard it before, right? Easy response, "This world likes cocky people, FACT! Look at movie stars, look at politicians, look at business owners, shit look at anyone succuessful for that matter. Anyone who knows success didn't get there by doubting themselves. NO FUCKING WAY THEY DID! If your successful many people are jealous.(Everyone likes successful people, Don't fucking deny it) FACT! My point is that being into yourself helps success! This world doesn't like pussies, who the fuck wants to hire a little insecure bitch. Bottom line: My confidence level, AKA:cockiness may rise to gut wrenching heights when I'm drunk; but its a hell of a lot better than being a scared little whiner wondering why the girls wont talk to him.

Next BLOG: Response to number 2 comment. Fuck that response dates back from when I was 8 years old. (I was even a narcissist then!)