Another Day another Dollar

So I'm on my way home from work today thinking about my life AS A WHOLE. For some reason all these comments just keep coming in my head, not comments deriving from myself though........ but from others. EXAMPLES: 1) Andrew you're always so cocky when your drunk! 2) Why do you think that the world revolves around you? 3) Its not like you have to try and make people like you...... So as these comments race through my head at a speed unfathomable I erupt in a joyous laughter. Why one might ask why, DUH I'm laughing because the comments are about me, I like when people talk about me. That's how I have always been, and my mother would verify if need to do so. {SIDE NOTE: as this blog continues I will discuss my joys of narcissism.} So let's think about the first comment, "You're always so cocky when your drunk." The commenter proceeded to tell me that its not very attractive, blah blah blah.... we have all heard it before, right? Easy response, "This world likes cocky people, FACT! Look at movie stars, look at politicians, look at business owners, shit look at anyone succuessful for that matter. Anyone who knows success didn't get there by doubting themselves. NO FUCKING WAY THEY DID! If your successful many people are jealous.(Everyone likes successful people, Don't fucking deny it) FACT! My point is that being into yourself helps success! This world doesn't like pussies, who the fuck wants to hire a little insecure bitch. Bottom line: My confidence level, AKA:cockiness may rise to gut wrenching heights when I'm drunk; but its a hell of a lot better than being a scared little whiner wondering why the girls wont talk to him.

Next BLOG: Response to number 2 comment. Fuck that response dates back from when I was 8 years old. (I was even a narcissist then!)